$3,467.62
International Typographic Style
Believe me, you will not be the first to spend this much for a T-shirt!
$3,797.66
King Lizzard
Whatever. No idea why anyone would buy this? Think again! Some idiot's gonna hit that Buy Now button any time now!
$3,215.69
Some Poser Trying to Be Cool
Some poser idiot's gonna be hitting that I'm a poser loser button any time now!
$99,188.42
Drones Are So Cool
If you like drones then you want this T-shirt for so much money it doesn't even matter anyway dude. It's all good.
$15,074.20
Costs Way Too Much
The thing about these shirts is that you're just way too rich and you don't know what else to spend your money on.
$984,679.53
Same Ol' Same Ol'
You could buy a shirt like this for a few dollars but hey! Whatever, Go for it if you want.
$1,093.12
Don't Text & Drive
Stupid that anyone wants to spend so much on a t-shirt. Tell me, why do you do that?
$1.29
WTF! How Come So Cheap?
This is just a digital image of an actual T-shirt that you get for that much.
$998,993.92
For Fancy Ladies
If you're a fancy lady, you would want to spend way too much for a T-shirt just to show how daring you are!
$908,153.66
Let's Forget Oversight
No one needs to know we're spending this much for t-shirts. Let's forget oversight by buying this stupidly-expensive thing right now!
$15.99
Some Big Square Image
No one wants to ask you about this T-shirt except they will ask how you got it for so cheap!
$12,014.97
Yeah Right Whatever
Are you going to try to belong to somewhere like New York by wearing an expensive T-shirt? Pffft!
$459,956.46
I Can't Even
Oh yeah, right! Like you're going to look so futuristic! Are you kidding me?
$409,856.23
Swipe Left
This guy comes with the T-shirt. You've been warned. He collects butterflies.
$420,420.00
Trippin' Man!
You would look so hip if you had this T-shirt. People will think you're a hippie.
$9,999,883.57
Orange Nothing Special
Orange you glad we get away with such a stupid pun? You can thank us later. We're here all week.
